My cult would be named Los Angelitos because of the item(s) we provide to our loyal followers. Items that will allow our followers to express their inner child because they weren’t allowed to as kids. Our Leader would be someone under the name CHOMPS. They are the person who started the cult due to trauma they once had and are now trying to help others who face the same issue. The only rules are simple, 1) you have unsolved trauma, 2) you want to experience the childhood you never had and 3) you have to participate in our weekly ritual. We’re established in the farthest corner of Central Park, only those who are recruited are given a map. Speaking of which, you can only be recruited by Chomps, they will “spawn” a map inside a small box that also contains a little figure that reflects how the person sees themselves. Make sure not to lose either since both are essential to your stay at this cult. As you progress in this cult, you gain more figurines meaning you are improving. The reasons you should join are if you are looking to overcome your childhood trauma and live a childhood you never had or just to have fun with our figurines and/or helping others.